Ancient Greeks favoured homosexuality not because they were oh so tolerant but because they were misogynists and believed you should only have sex with women for the sake of procreation and lesbians were banned can everyone please stop glorifying that now Please
- Adults: Kids these days are so obsessed with sex. Current media trends are corrupting our children. Sex is everywhere!
- Asexual kid: I'm asexual.
- Adults: Oh, you just haven't been exposed to enough sex to understand. Once you learn more you'll grow out of it.
*someone makes a harmless joke about straight people*
"wow THIS is what we get for not shouting slurs at you, literally beating you, or maybe killing you like the rest of the straights?! so much for wanting equality I guess… :/"
how do anime characters keep their eyebrows in front of their hair
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.